The Bone-A-Fide Devotion Plaque
Gag Gifts for Her
When subtle hints fail, this cheeky plaque speaks volumes. A bold, sassy statement piece that makes your intentions crystal clear – perfect for someone who loves both class and crass.
Hey, speaking of bones...
A woman walks into her Accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes.
The Accountant says ' Before we begin, I need to ask few questions'.
He gets her name, address, social security number etc. and asks 'What is your occupation'?
The Woman replies 'I am a Whore'.
No, no, no. That will never work. That is much too crass. Let’s try to rephrase that.”
The woman, “Ok, I’m a prostitute.”
“No, that is still too crude. Try again.”
They both think for a minute, then the woman states, “I’m a chicken farmer.”
The accountant asks, “What does chicken farming have to do with being a whore or a prostitute?”
“Well, I raised over 5,000 cocks last year.”
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