Trophy Jugs: A Toast to Love!
Gag Gifts for Her
This cheeky trophy starts sweet with "You are the best!" but flip it over to reveal "Yours are the best!" - and a set of jugs that'll make anyone blush. A fun, flirty way to celebrate your special someone's "assets"!
Speaking of impressive pairs...
A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local Hooters.
The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while the lights would
turn off. And each time the lights went off, the place would erupt into cheers.
However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent. She walked up to the bartender,
and asked, 'May I please use the restroom?
The bartender replied, 'OK, but I should warn you that there is a statue of a naked man in there
wearing only a fig leaf.'
'Well, in that case, I'll just look the other way,' said the nun. So the bartender showed the nun to
the back of the restaurant.
After a few minutes, she came back out, and the whole place stopped just long enough to give the nun
a loud round of applause.
She went to the bartender and said, 'Sir, I don't understand. Why did they applaud for me just
because I went to the restroom?'
'Well, now they know you're one of us,' said the bartender, 'Would you like a drink?'
'No thank you, but, I still don't understand,' said the puzzled nun.
'You see,' laughed the bartender, 'every time someone lifts the fig leaf on that statue, the lights
go out. Now, how about that drink?
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