Jaa Simran, Jeelo Zindagi: Ek Lizard Ki Kahani
Gag Gifts for Her
A Bollywood-inspired piece symbolizing love, freedom, and living life on your terms. A perfect blend of class and crass, reminding you to scale new heights for happiness.
And speaking of getting frisky...
A man and a woman who had never met before found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a
Trans-continental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both
very tired and fell asleep quickly.....He in the upper bunk and she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you,
but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."
"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend we're married."
"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.
"Good," she replied. "Get your own fucking blanket."
After a moment of silence.....
He farted.
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